I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
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I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
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Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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