YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize