does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?