let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
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Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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