I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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