There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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