i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I understand Curling. That high.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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