We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
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