I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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