This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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