I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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