ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
someone owes me an orgasm
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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