Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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