Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Randomize