i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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