covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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