: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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