Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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