it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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