the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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