I heard we made out
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
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fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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