is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
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How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
Pooping to opera.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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