Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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