I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Your penis caused this!
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