It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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