the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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