Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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