I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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