Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
pop tarts are not kleenex
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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