I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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