doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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