found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
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that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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