Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
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