Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.