Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm