Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(312): View more from Illinois

I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk

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(410): View more from Maryland

I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk

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(415): View more from California

its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead

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(801): View more from Utah

that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow

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(708): View more from Illinois

what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.

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(310): View more from California

Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!

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(410): View more from Maryland

he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that

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(530): View more from California

Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?

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