Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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