even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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