quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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