Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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