Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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