I feel like abortions should bother me more
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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