Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He better not be in your backpack
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?