Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
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adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex