I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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