So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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