Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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