You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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