his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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