I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
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So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
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she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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