I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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