I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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