Your tits are I can't wait for
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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