i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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