I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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