that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
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It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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