Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(810): View more from Michigan

So drunk its hurt

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?

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(404): View more from Georgia

So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions

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