For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
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Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.