i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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