lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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