I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
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Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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